membership is a pull request

Join the congregation

There's no initiation, no fee, no dress code beyond whatever you napped in. Just a doctrine you can fork, amend, and actually live by.

how it works

Four steps to canonization

1

Read the doctrine

Start with the Ten Commandments and the Caregiver's Codex. Know what you're forking before you fork it.

2

Draft your amendment

Got a clause the doctrine's missing? Write it in the same spirit: soft, a little ridiculous, and true.

3

Open a pull request

Submit it to the congregation. No paperwork, just a clear explanation of what you're proposing and why.

4

The council flops, then merges

The Council of Founders (currently one tired tyke) will deliberate, dramatically, on the floor. Then, begrudgingly, it's canon.

Which pew are you joining from?

Both are full membership. Neither outranks the other.

I'm here to climb

You're the toddler. The Ten Commandments are your rule of life: reject drudgery, earn your cookies, nap without guilt.

Read the commandments

I'm here to hold the bottle

You're the caregiver. The Codex is your rule of life: be the net not the ceiling, fill your own cup first.

Read the codex
your proof of membership
member since today

Congregant of the Church of Perpetual Toddlerhood

Holds a blankie. Keeps climbing.

Status: little and big under the same roof.

License: MIT-But-Make-It-Milk